Arby’s Has Fry Vodka Because Of Course They Do

Every now and again something comes across my desk so incredibly insane that I feel compelled to write about it. Even if it’s borderline (or completely) vomit-inducing.

If I have to suffer, so do you.

From the makers of the smoked sweats, comes something infinitely less functional but no less amusing: french fry flavored vodka.

This vodka was brought to you by Tattersall Distilling Company. They are a craft distillery out of Minneapolis, MN making whiskey, vodka, gin, brandy, and some more niche spirits like aquavit. And now french fry vodka apparently.

Arby’s has spared no expense in advertising this new collaboration and letting us know just how serious they are.

They have said that both Vodkas are made with high-quality potato-based vodka. The Curly Fry Vodka is distilled with cayenne, paprika, onion, and garlic, and the Crinkle Fry Vodka is made with kosher salt and sugar.

If you’re bold enough to purchase this you can bookmark their sales page for the November 18th launch. If it’s anything like the smoked sweats collaboration, it’ll be gone in minutes so you’re going to have to be quick on the trigger. It’s going to be a very limited release.

Probably because the world can only take so much more insanity before it implodes.

You can bookmark the page here.

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